A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
teacher in the back trying to hold back her tears
When we have two competitive post op knee replacement patients in the same room.
You’re CPM machine is going to 50? Well mines at 60.
"We don’t inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children."
Happy Earth Day!
- 1.) How old are you?
- 2.) Have you always wanted to have kids?
- 3.) Do you have kids?
- 4.) If so, what are their names/ages?
- 5.) Are you pro-circumcision or against it? Why or why not?
- 7.) Do you approve of baby piercing? Why or why not?
- 8.) Do you have a SO? (significant other)
- 9.) Are you wttc or ttc?
- 10.) Opinion on co-sleeping?
- 11.) Opinion on baby wearing?
- 12.) How many kids do you want?
- 13.) What genders?
- 14.) Have you thought of names yet?
- 15.) Vaginal birth or C-Section?
- 16.) Cloth diapers or disposable?
- 17.) Are you ready to be a parent right now?
- 18.) Are you on any birth control?
- 19.) Will you let your kids watch tv or movies? (disney, baby einstein, sprout, etc.)
- 20.) How would you like to give birth?
- 21.) Have you planned a nursery?
- 22.) What were your cravings while pregnant?
- 23.) Have you bought any baby things yet?
- 24.) Do you use ovulation tests?
- 25.) Do you track cervical mucus?
- 26.) How long did it take you to get pregnant?
- 27.) If you're ttc, what are you looking forward to most when you get your BFP?
- 28.) Is there a month or a season you'd want the baby to be born in?
- 29.) Do your kids/will your kids have grandparents?
- 30.) Do you think you'll have an epidural, or will you be drug free?
- 31.) How long were you in labor?
- 32.) Did the baby come on due date?
- 33.) Will you vaccinate?
- 34.) What about medicating?
- 35.) Did you/will you have a baby shower?
- 36.) What about a gender reveal party?
- 37.) Home school? Public? Private? Charter? Boarding?
- 38.) Do you breastfeed, or do you plan too?
- 39.) Do you have any pets for baby to meet?
- 40.) Have you done any photoshoots, or do you plan to? (newborn, pregnancy/maternity, gender reveal, etc.)
- 41.) Will you be a SAHM/SAHD or will you work?
- 42.) Did you/do you have a hope chest?
- 43.) What is the best thing about being a parent?
- 44.) What is the best thing about WTTC?
- 45.) What is the best thing about TTC?
Now that’s the kind of school supplies I’m talking about!
i get so upset when things are marked “child-resistant” and i can’t open them like NO I AM AN ADULT I PROMISE