*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.
Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen
This is my new favorite thing
Do not be so sweet
That people will eat you up.
Nor so bitter that
They will spit you out.
I’m nearly sixteen and I want them all.
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OH MY GOD I WANT THE ARIEL BEDROOM
YES THAT ARIEL ROOM CAN I PLZ HAS
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
I almost spit out my water
Horror stars from IKEA
This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets